iliekgrass:

Hahaaa i made this, phaa think it’s funny+true! :}

iliekgrass:

AAAAH,OMG SO TRUE! ;O

raychuuuul:

lets all take a second and be thankful that spiders can’t fly

Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

I’m actually crying because I thought I was the only one

Friend: I hope you're happy.
Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK INTO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
Friend:
Me: What.

theepichumor:

Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen this blog! 

I’m sorry, future children, but you’ll have to love Harry Potter if you want to have dinner.

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

When you’re told to wait in the car by yourself and everyone outside becomes a rapist.

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

I don’t even have a computer.

ignorehitler:

FEMALE.